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Resist the urge to describe the wine as “monumental” or a “thoroughbred,” and especially not as “the nectar of the gods.” Your readers will expect greatness. Do not concoct a list of fulsome descriptors like, but not limited to, sumptuous, poised, elegant, ravishing. Your readers will expect to be transported to heights of ecstasy with each sip. Refrain from listing flavors and aromas like, but not limited to, white flowers, pear, beeswax, and hazelnut. Your readers may have allergies. Do purchase as much of said wine as possible for yourself before publishing. Your readers may buy it all up. KERMIT LYNCH WINE MERCHANT
Resist the urge to describe the wine as “monumental” or a “thoroughbred,” and especially not as “the nectar of the gods.” Your readers will expect greatness. Do not concoct a list of fulsome descriptors like, but not limited to, sumptuous, poised, elegant, ravishing. Your readers will expect to be transported to heights of ecstasy with each sip. Refrain from listing flavors and aromas like, but not limited to, white flowers, pear, beeswax, and hazelnut. Your readers may have allergies. Do purchase as much of said wine as possible for yourself before publishing. Your readers may buy it all up. KERMIT LYNCH WINE MERCHANT